sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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