Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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