I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
When did we convert life to cartoon?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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