16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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