i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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