it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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