Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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