I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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