i may or may not be watching the land before time
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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