ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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