4 words: hood of his car
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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