you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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