You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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