so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
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Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
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He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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