PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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