The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
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Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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