i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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