I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
It's never too late to be topless.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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