I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
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Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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