He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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