I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
is that a dick in a sweater?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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