Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.