so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Randomize