A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
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She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
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he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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