my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Drunk
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i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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