If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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