It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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