have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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