Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
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