"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
His nipple licking is glorious
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