WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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