Got a toothbrush?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Randomize
