I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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