Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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