I must be too annoying 4 u.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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