Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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