I cockslap morals
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
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I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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