I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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