I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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