Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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