new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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