Please, let me fuck your mom
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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