shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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