I seem to have left my pride at pride
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
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Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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