Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
even my farts smell like vagina
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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