Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Still dying that you shit outside
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
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