Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
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He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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