You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Drake has all the answers
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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