i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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