Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
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HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
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My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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