I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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