We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
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if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
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Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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