Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
she pinky promised me she was 18
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Randomize
