Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
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