Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
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i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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