i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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