it wasn't lemon gatorade
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
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how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
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We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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