You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I just had sex on a roof
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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