Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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