Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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