no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
