it was like his penis was on wheels.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
